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- Hi everyone! - I'm Shibata. - I'm Jibai. - I'm Demo. - I'm Sashimi.
So, this week is...
the week of the punishment game!
And I'm weak.
Weak.
You want to lose.
I want to hear your reaction.
Maybe it's not a punishment.
I feel like I don't have to do it.
Today's game screen.
Yes.
There are a lot of short videos these days.
Yes, short videos.
If you don't know it at all, you can see it more and more.
It's been a while since the song started,
but it's twice as good as before.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
It's amazing.
Then you should quit short videos.
There are people like that.
Short videos that make a buzz.
Don't talk about short videos that make a buzz in front of Takaoka!
That's why the agency is gone!
Oh, no!
The revenue has fallen!
It's bad.
I saw the article yesterday.
I saw it.
The revenue has fallen and it's bad.
It's bad.
Mr. Tomikku said, "That's not all."
That's the scariest thing.
That's scary.
And Mr. Tomikku said, "Stop it."
I heard it on Yuka's reply yesterday.
It's not because Mr. Tomikku isn't here.
Oh, you're not here?
Stop it.
I really want you to stop it.
Did you know that it wasn't reported on the phone?
Oh, no!
I'm scared!
I saw it on the thumbnail.
Did you know it was reported on the phone?
You're here!
Wait a minute!
I want you to delete the thumbnail.
I want you to delete it.
You look pretty awkward.
There are people who make a buzz with a short video.
I think we have more impulsive buzzes than before.
Our style is like...
Our editing style is like...
There's no reason for me to leave now.
I'm going to cancel the title call.
Short video subscriber chicken...
Canceled.
That was close.
Chicken race!
Yeah!
This time,
we're going to watch a short video
and guess who the subscriber is.
Okay.
We're going to add up the subscribers' numbers
and there's a line in the chicken race.
The person who gets the closest to it
wins.
Let's play the game.
Oh!
The game is run by
Mushimigane.
If you say blackjack,
you have to guess
where you're aiming at
with the number 21.
Blackjack, so it's 210,000.
210,000 is good.
And this time,
you can say any number
you want.
I'm going to show you
the most popular short video on that channel.
Please watch that video
and guess
if you can add it up or not.
If you say you can add it up,
I'll tell you how many subscribers there are.
If you say you can't add it up,
I won't say it.
But you can take it off because you're in public.
Let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Who's in the team?
I'm in.
You two don't know each other.
It's confusing.
I'm confused.
I know!
Can I say it?
Yes.
21!
It's difficult.
It's important to say it.
Oh, my God!
It's a cut-off.
What's up?
I'm confused.
It's a cut-off.
What?
The angle of the cut-off is strange.
It's a cut-off.
Ouch!
It's a cut-off.
What's up?
It's a cut-off.
How do you feel now?
How do you feel?
It's painful.
How do you feel?
I was stabbed by a bee.
Ouch!
It's difficult to show it by mosaic.
What does your father say?
It hurts.
Ten seconds left.
You look tired.
It's painful.
Time's up!
When you said it, I was surprised.
You sound like your father.
Oh, it's over.
Is it over?
Yes!
We cut it off by ourselves.
Yes, we did.
That means it's the same as us.
It's our early days.
Do you want me to say it lightly?
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
It's our early days.
Can I say it?
Yes, you can.
Please!
16,000!
Wow!
It's just right!
That's a lot of people.
It was D.T. Channel.
D.T.?
Yes.
I don't think I have to say it.
Can you pay more attention to our faces?
These are our faces.
You look so serious.
Okay, Toshishiba-san.
One minute!
I see.
Come on!
- That kind of thing? - He doesn't talk.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Oh, there it is! - Arnold!
- Drink bar? - What's that?
- Is that it? Is that the worst one?
- It's the electronic one, so it's probably the one where you say "you're going to make a mistake", right?
- It has nothing to do with that. - I'm scared of something.
- It's kind of creepy. - Yeah.
- I'm scared of taking this. - Can I aim for 80,000 yen?
- On the contrary, I want you to take it. - Let's try 80,000 yen.
- I'll take it! - Go ahead.
- Okay. - Aim for 80,000 yen.
- 8,000 yen. - Wow!
- Okay, okay.
- T-time. - T-time!
- Next up... - Okay.
- I want 190,000 yen.
- What number do you want 190,000 yen for?
- That's number 19. - Number 19!
- Come here, you over there!
- I'm sorry about this!
- Hey, Pranky! - Oh, it's you!
- Are you okay?
- Did you sell your medal or not?
- Why did you lose your medal?
- There you go! It's number 252!
- Let's say... - It's my 5th year of winning medals!
- 5 years?!
- Here you go, my repays. - My repays?!
- It's just one time. - I'll cry about it, so it's okay.
- Then I'll cry too. - Hey! Give me back my money!
- Life is like a rabbit hole. - Oh, you're a member of an association.
- You can win up to two years' worth of medals or some kind of money under 300,000 yen.
- Hey, shut up!
- Then, let's do it like this. - What is it?!
- I'll keep it a secret for now, okay? - Yeah!
Next, I'm going to show you how I do it.
This is a complete script.
That means he's making another video with his brain that he came up with.
Yes.
It's not 21 episodes yet!
I see.
Itadakimasu!
Dogaaaaaaaaaan!
Damn it, damn it, damn it!
I'm done, I'm done!
Because...
This video is completely real!
This video has been played about 500 million times...
You can't just look at the review like that.
You have to look at the review in the middle!
I don't know about the subscribers, but we might have barely made it.
Masayan Teiben-san.
- He has 280,000 subscribers. - Wow!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- So you two are out of business. - We're out of business.
- We're out of business.
- As expected of Shon and Tad. - Domic, Domic.
- Domic, Domic.
- Say something. - Say something.
- If we end here... - It'll be a short video.
- What are you talking about? - This video...
- This video will be a short one. - Yeah.
- So you want me to show you? - Show you?
You're telling me all of a sudden?
- I thought you'd do a little more. - No, no.
- I thought we had something in common. - You're eating chicken and rice at the same time.
- You're saying it all of a sudden. - You're dead right now.
- No, I mean... - You ate chicken and rice and died.
- That's what you said, right? - That's what you said, right?
You fell off the cliff, didn't you?!
- Our... - Yeah.
- ...shallow thoughts... - Yeah.
- ...will make you regret... - Yeah.
- ...your important match. - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Let's do it one more time. - Let's do it one more time.
- Yeah.
- We'll end up like this. - Yeah.
- I feel like all of our conversations have been cut off. - Yeah.
- I know what you mean. - It's just the tension.
- Our conversations have been cut off ever since we started. - Yeah.
- The moment you say, "This is your life," after a good match... - Yeah, you're right.
- ...after a good match. - You're 28 years old.
- Please start with the bent one. - Can I start with the bent one?
- DJ! - Wow, this is really safe.
- Wow, this is amazing. - It's like a udon restaurant.
- This was released on April 13th. - This is how it looks like.
- The order comes out like this. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- You cut it like this. - Oh!
- It's okay. - There's a proper mosaic.
- It's like a buffet. - Is it unique?
- There's everything in it. - It's like an agitator.
- Wow! - It's hot!
- Wow! - This is amazing!
- It looks good! - It's heavy!
- What is this? - There's a lot of things in it.
- Right? It's amazing. - Doriten, shikuwa...
- This is kakiage! - That's right.
- There's kimpira, eggs and green onions in it. - Wow!
- There's a lot of soup stock in it. - There's a lot of things in it.
- Wow! - It's like a restaurant.
- Ready now! - Wow!
- What? - Ready now! - That's a good ending!
- That's a really good ending! - Ready now!
- I want to imitate it. - It's like a music show.
- I'm ready! Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- I'm going to take it! - Number one!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- It's better than I thought. - That's true.
- It was "ready now channel". - Oh, "ready now channel".
- "ready now channel". - I thought you said "ready now".
- I thought you said "ready for the next video". - That's not it!
- I'm Jim. - Nice to meet you.
- What is this? - Huh?
- Jim... - Jim...
Number 5!
- Number 5! - Meaningless time.
- Excuse me, I'm recording a video right now... - Oh!
- This is great! - This is great!
- This is too good, it's dangerous! - This is great!
- No, it's dangerous! - You're a 3D printer YouTuber, aren't you?
- I'm already in trouble. - Throw this away!
- Throw it away! - This is scary.
- It's dangerous. - This is great.
- I can't get this either. - I can't get this either.
- Okay, the price... - Yes!
- Lucky Seven! - It's here!
- This is a prank. It's a joke.
- Let's go to the ocean. - To the ocean?
- Yeah. - Why don't you go play there?
- Okay. - Okay.
- You're going to the ocean in six hours. - You're going to have a hard time.
- But friends are more annoying.
- Where is it? - I can't see it.
- Can you see it? - It's cute.
- I'm going to cut this part out. - He's cutting it out more and more...
- Poor thing... - GoPro?
It's not that far, is it?
I found it!
It's a mountain road.
And we finally arrived in Japan.
It took us a long time.
I finally found it.
Why is it in there?
Thank you for taking me with you.
Let's say goodbye.
It's loose and cute.
It's cute and cute.
It's a fun video.
This is really difficult.
If you fail once, you can't get it back.
That's right.
If you fail here, you can get it back.
You can get it back.
It's a good video.
It's a 13-step.
I found it!
Alright, let's do it!
I'm Masa!
I'm Shino!
I'm Tomoro!
I'm an old man who talks to himself in the hot spring!
Come up here!
Kaiser!
One, two...
I'm Paradox!
One, two...
I'm going to start my YouTube channel from today!
Oh, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
No, I wanted it a little more.
Yeah, yeah.
I wanted it a little more.
Yeah, yeah.
It would have been nice if you put in a little more.
Everyone makes videos where they say hello.
It's in fashion.
I'm going to register!
Seventeen!
That's a little too much!
Really?!
Why?!
I'm going to register.
Is it okay if I don't register?
No, you're strong!
But it's been a while since you started.
What?! 170,000?!
That's amazing!
170,000?!
What?!
I said 170,000!
Wait a minute!
I really said 170,000!
Huh?!
Are you going to sell it?
I'm going to sell it.
Shimane!
My channel is 170,000.
It's 170,000!
See, no one has registered!
That's dangerous!
That's very aggressive!
Your consideration is very noisy!
I think I follow you more than you,
so I'm going to go hard.
No, no, no!
You're actually relieving pressure on risks!
Yes!
My face is only clogged up!
My mouth is clogged up!
Oh, my mouth is clogged up!
No, this was totally ineffective...
Are you going to agree?!
Go ahead!
Well, since we're at B-helm now...
Two!
Where did you get that from?
Wow, that's amazing.
Thank you!
Wow!
Oh, OK, OK.
This is pretty crazy.
- The excitement. - It's not just fun.
- We have cameras ready. - Yeah.
It's like we're doing YouTube.
Yeah, that's dangerous.
- Stay! - Stay!
- Nice stay! - He's a nice guy.
- Number 11! - Number 11!
It's number 11.
Takuma-san, why did you look at me like that?
It's dangerous.
Who's behind me?
I don't think there are many people who want me to do this.
That's true.
I wonder how much effort you put into YouTube.
This is difficult!
It's difficult.
I just got this, but I feel like it's hot.
Wow!
You guys are good.
No. 11, Chiba Kogatsu.
I'll get it!
Expecto Patronum!
130,000!
Yay!
Go there!
What?
As Chiba-san said at the beginning, it's only a prize.
It's a genuine prize.
That's right.
If you look at it on YouTube.
Estimate!
Ah!
Let's go!
I'll do my best!
No. 18!
Yeah!
Ohako.
I think it's good.
How did you feel when you found out that Motoki Saiku was a Kamen High school student?
Until now, I've been active as a Kamen High school student.
That's what I looked like at the time.
That's how I've been laughed at by girls so far.
So I'm frustrated and I've been doing my best.
If you could take off your mask and be handsome now, would you like me to take it off for you?
What?
So, the mask...
It's a great hurdle.
That's amazing.
You're bold.
Can I take it off now?
Do you want me to take it off for you?
I'm sure you'll run away.
It's funny.
It's funny that you don't do it.
It was all unknown.
I went where I could go from this face.
It was funny.
It's dangerous!
It's complicated if you keep doing it infinitely.
I'll do it!
Milk!
I'll do it!
I'll open the milk!
178,000 people!
Look! Look!
Wow!
We did it! It's already 180,000 people!
That's crazy!
I've seen that poster before.
Fukugitaru-san.
I know him!
Wow!
There are two comedians and a tailor who make clothes.
I've seen it!
It looks like they're working together.
Wow!
There are a lot of people.
Which one is bigger?
The bigger one is this one.
The ugly one?
The ugly one.
I'll take the ugly one!
9,000 people!
Are you trying to change our morale?
9,000 people!
You used two turns to get the ugly one and then you took the ugly one and now you have 9,000 people.
That's crazy!
Young man!
This is not good!
I'll open it.
What's inside?
Four! Four! Four!
Four!
Number four!
Okay, twenty minutes later...
Good morning!
Shall we do it?
The promised question!
At that time...
No, no, it's not out yet!
There's a game.
Oh!
Wow!
I can't understand it...
Hahaha!
Stop it with that face!
It's like "I see" stuck between your teeth.
Hahaha!
It's like you can't understand Japanese at the end and you have to decide it.
That's right!
It's like you can't understand Japanese at the end and you have to decide it.
In other words...
What is it?
You wanted to see if you had a friend, didn't you?
Actually...
You don't need that last part, do you?
No, no, correction is fine!
Hahaha!
I don't care!
I'll tell you!
Oh!
If it's like this...
I'll take you with me!
Okay!
I'll take you with me!
What?
Are you going?
I'll take you with me!
I'm counting on you!
Four thousand and eighty thousand people!
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
That's good!
Okay, Toshishima-san!
Okay!
Sixteen!
Let's go!
You can cut it from any side of this side, but when you can't cut it at all...
First of all, prepare a cutter blade.
And this...
Wow!
Hmm?
Nothing.
What?
Your face is stuck to my ribs.
Wow, it's really stuck.
Wow, that's amazing.
Oh, good, good, good.
Can you see it?
You can cut it from anywhere on this side.
Oh, that's funny!
This is good.
This is strong.
This is good.
Stay!
But we have no choice but to attack, so we have no choice but to take it.
That's right.
I saw your reaction when you were on this side.
Your reaction itself is not so familiar.
Oh!
Do you feel like you're editing and seasoning it?
There is also a chance that it will not grow too much.
It's still from here, so...
I'll take it!
280,000 people!
That was close.
But seriously, I can't take it anymore.
The current video has 8.17 million views.
Wow!
The atmosphere creator, Kanechin-san.
It's funny.
I'm going to go to Apex.
I want to see it.
I can open it, but it's "stay, stay," so...
There's no way it's there.
Apexloids.
Insert it and cast it.
Is it okay?
It's 19,000, right?
Please! Apexloids!
61!
2!
It's 2, right?
2!
As expected of you.
I'm criticizing you today.
It's all about safety.
Tripop-san has just started.
Oh, I see.
But you can do it just by starting.
I have no choice but to record it now.
I want to do it!
Let's go!
23!
3!
Let's go!
First of all, the font is thin.
No sound and no voice.
It's a pop-up text.
You're really a craftsman.
There's no quality like this, is there?
Yeah.
I'd like to hear something with a cleaner quality and a better sound.
That's right.
I'm not sure about the sound quality, either.
This is...
This feels a little good.
It's amazing.
I think it's a blur.
If it's a blur, it's dangerous.
Oh, my God.
Let's get our house and use it for something important
Definitely
- Kerosene and firewood - Kerosene and firewood
- Which one is it? - Kerosene and firewood
- Is it okay? - It's hot
- It's not a joke, is it?
- It's not - Yeah
The scariest one is when a joke YouTuber does it in a joke and it doesn't end at all
Yeah
That would be scary
We'll still take it
We'll take it
7,000 people
7,000
- Well, that's still a lot - Yeah, it's still a lot
Even so, the number of views for this video is 19 million
- Wow - Wow
25
- Okay, it's open - Oh!
- Oh - Here you go
- Here you go, brother
Give me 2,000 yen first
Is there an iCaruster-type person here today?
Huh? I don't know
- How are you, Urii? - Oh, it's been a while
- Huh? - How are you, Urii?
Not at all. By the way, he's my junior
- Oh, I see - Yeah
You'd better watch what you say
If you were my age, you'd be very lonely
- Oh, I'm sorry - Yeah
You're already 21 years old, aren't you?
- Oh - Oh
- There's someone like that - There's someone like that
There's someone like that
I don't think there's 120,000 people
I'm pretty scared
We've been found out!
It looks like it's easy to deploy
It looks like it's going to be formatted
No, I think it's just funny
- Really? - It's just funny
- If it were the other way around - Yeah
If it were easier to watch as a video and it wasn't funny, I think it would grow
Let me live!
- I have a favor to ask you - If you ask me a favor, I have no choice but to go
I'm begging you!
- It's 480,000 people - Yeah!
- That was close! - That's great!
- I know this person - You know him?
- He's been on a lot of videos - I think it's TikTok
- TikTok - TikTok
As Ryo said, the sound and everything is different
- Oh - The quality is completely different
- 24 - Number 24
There's about 50,000 left
If we get 50,000 people, we might win
- It's like you're talking normally - It's hot
You're using a game-like patience
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I graduated from the University of Tokyo.
Since then, I have been studying and studying for 310 years.
The average is absolutely strange.
Sado MaiMai.
Sado Dogari.
Iken Rippon Shinsa.
Sado Dogari Megumi.
Sado Dogari desu.
You're pretty good, too.
Minamoto no Yorima.
How about this?
Tadouke.
Damn it!
Damn it, it's a reverse order.
Sado Hintan!
Yes, I said it!
The show is about to start!
Wow, it's amazing.
I see.
It looks like it's going to grow.
It's funny.
I think we can go.
It feels like we can go, doesn't it?
We haven't reached 60,000 people yet.
I hope we can do our best without running.
It will definitely grow.
It will grow.
I'm sure of it.
Thank you for being 60,000 people.
I'll eat it!
Thank you very much.
- 40.7 million yen. - Wow!
- That's a lot of money! - That's too much!
Is it that interesting?
KISUMI-SAN, who is currently making videos, has 485,000 subscribers.
ARIONI-KINUKI has 222,000 subscribers.
ARIONI-KINUKI has 485,000 subscribers.
By the way, it was a total luck game when I heard it here.
Of course, it seems to be selling a little, and it seems to be going on, but it's not like a consideration at all.
No, not at all.
The number is a little...
It's not like the number of subscribers has increased because it's been a long time.
I don't know why I made a joke at first.
No, it's really a little...
It's too subtle.
Masayan Teimen.
I can't forget Masayan Teimen.
Then you two will be called "Zoumei".
Wow! That's right!
Rock-paper-scissors. The loser will be called "Atemei".
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Zoumei!
Why are you doing it all by yourself?
You're doing it all by yourself, aren't you?
Everything is self-acceptance.
You brought the game and said the password and gave it back.
It's like a merchant who wants to do it alone at home.
Do it alone!
Please give me a name.
By the way, it's not "Tetsuya" or "something" or "Tetsuya", is it?
What?
Wait a minute.
Is it increasing in front of you?
"Tetsuyan Entertainment" or "Tetsuya"
And you got "enta".
One week ago, my name became "Tetsuyan Entertainment" or "Tetsuya".
Thank you for your cooperation.
Everyone, please apologize in summary.
I'm really sorry.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.